FUN FACTS:

• my birthday is january 1st
• i was born on a monday
• i have a degree in english literature
• in a toxic love-hate polyamorous relationship with 18th century authors samuel richardson and jonathan swift
• i have found 3 four-leaf clovers
• my first fandom was warrior cats
• my favorite character was hollyleaf
• my first fictional crush was rarity from my little pony
• two of my teeth don't have roots
• i am 1 degree of separation from lin manuel miranda
• this website was made in italy
• i also go by OJ so you can call me that too if you want

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS I GET TOLD THAT LOOK LIKE:

misty from yellowjackets & rainbow brite

QUESTIONNAIRE!

this questionnaire was made by burypink & inspired by arataka's about page!!

1. time and date u started this?

friday april 4 2025 at 9:54pm

2. asl?

uhhh age = 24 sex = capricorn location = ur mom's house

3. opinions on musicals?

i get paid to be a theater kid and have a shrine to one what do you think

4. favorite snack?

oranges or cheez-its

5. have u ever been in love?

i am in love with so many people every day of my life because love is an infinite resource and i give it freely

6. favorite pokemon?

i don't play pokemon i don't know any of their names :(

7. mario kart main?

king boo :p

8. tf2 main?

wtf is tf2

9. do you laugh at youtube poops?

sure

10. are you listening to music right now?

sammy rae and the friends :)

11. favorite shape?

heart <3

12. do you believe in astrology?

naur but my mom has this old astrology book that frightens me so i pretend it doesn't exist for peace of mind

13. do you believe in the occult?

i think i believe in ghosts. i think. i might be haunted by a coin ghost who expresses themselves via pennies that sponatneously appear everywhere i go but that's unconfirmed

14. opinions on vocaloid?

miku is cute but otherwise i don't rly care

15. would you ever want to be a rockstar?

kind of maybe a little bit

16. do you easily get stressed?

nooooo haha who told you that. defintely not *sweating profusely*

17. what is/was your favorite class in high school?

english SHOUTOUT MR COOPER 🔥🔥🔥

18. what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol

literally couldn't tell you i don't know any types. wait ghost is a type right i'd be ghost

19. rei or asuka?

who?

20. favorite html tag?

span my best friend span

21. are you religious?

no

22. opinions on nightcore?

rad as fuckkk

23. did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc.

i was fake emo for my entire middle school career - i was emo at heart but could not commit aesthetically rip

24. are you good at drawing?

i think so :)

25. do you crack your joints?

literally cracked them as i read this

26. do you read visual novels?

naur. i read this one called butterfly soup once and i liked it but that was the extent of my visual novel career

27. can you sew?

i can hack my way through it but i don't have any fancy skills

28. can you cook?

ye :)

29. most expensive thing you've bought?

uhhhhh prolly my phone?

30. opinions on cosplay?

sooo fun i wanna try it someday!!

31. what's your most hated band/musician?

i don't think i hate anyone but i do not enjoy sabrina carpenter's music sorry girl

32. are you a dramatic person?

no i am usually the voice of reason in my friends' dramatic lives

33. what emoticon do you use most?

:p

34. can a miracle certainly occur?

every day

35. would you let a vampire suck ur blood?

only if she's hot

36. do you have a celebrity crush?

andrew garfield is my Token Man Crush literally the only man i would make an exception for is andrew garfield

37. do you like snow?

yes!!! it snows a lot where i grew up i loved it so prettyyyy

38. were you really into greek mythology as a kid?

i liked greek mythology the normal amount

39. what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?

the rich and complex multi-century history of found footage horror films

40. are you good at spelling?

yeagh

41. which touhou wud u fuk?

i don't know what that issssssss

42. do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?

no the robots can get fucked and tell them i said so

43. HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!

i think we can go farther

44. would you be an angel or devil?

i can be your angle OR your debil

45. sine, cosine, or tangent?

tangent OBVIOUSLY

46. do you like licorice?

naur

47. whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?

cheese

48. what books did you like as a kid?

WARRIOR CATS 🔥🔥🔥 if anyone can find my old warrior cats fanfics i will give you $10

49. can you play any instruments?

i can play trumpet. i wanna learn guitar

50. what song would you want to play at your wedding?

you took the words right out of my mouth by meat loaf

51. do you believe in reincarnation?

i don't know

52. finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______

is a girl

53. have you been to another continent?

i lived in europe back when i made this site but now i live in usa. i also went to south american when i was 2 but idk if that counts.

54. whats your worst habit?

skin picking

55. favorite vegetable?

zucchini

56. whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?

i used to be convinced that a vampire lived in my closet and would drink my blood if i slept with my neck exposed. for years i lierally couldn't sleep if my neck was exposed

57. whats one of your guilty pleasures?

children's tv & books

58. would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?

GHOST

59. what do you fear most?

that everyone i love secretly finds me annoying

60. do you sleep with any plushies?

YESSS shoutout monkey and truffles and lambchop and lemony and blahaj

61. what hobby do you just not understand?

tiktok

62. do you like the taste of alcohol?

unfortunately

63. are you a hopeless romantic?

yes i love everything all the time always

64. which deadly sin best fits you?

envy

65. which of your physical features do you like the most?

my hair

66. are your ears pierced?

no but allegedly i give off "wacky earring energy" and it shocks people when they realize that i have never worn a wacky earring in my life

67. have you ever been in a physical fight?

yes it was consentual

68. where do you buy your clothes?

da thrift store

69. where would you live if you could live anywhere?

italy

70. do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?

DO YOU BLEIEVE IN MAGIC IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART (yes)

71. have you read umineko when they cry? you should!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT ISSSSSSSS

72. what is the worst chore to do?

laundry

73. what did your parents almost name you?

claire

74. what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?

ollie is a gender neutral name

75. what were your first words?

mama (basic bitch)

76. what do you want your last words to be?

idk but probably something so funny and so cool so everyone goes "yoooo that guy was so funny and so cool"

77. when did you first regularly start going online?

back in the era of CLUB PENGUIN (like age 9)

78. what year do you miss the most?

2012 - that was the YEAR! banger music, world was supposed to end, i was starting middle school, what a time to be alive

79. are you psychic?

i'm decent at tarot

80. would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.

probably

81. what do you use to listen to music?

spotify mostly but i also have records

82. whats the biggest city you've been to?

new yawk citay baybeee

83. favorite animal?

stoat

84. what web browser do you use?

FIREFOX 🔥🔥🔥

85. are you allergic to kitty cats???????????

no

86. do you like energy drinks?

i am literally engaged to be married to yerba mate

87. would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc

STOP ASKING ME ABOUT TF2 I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS

88. when do you usually go to bed?

11pm is my legal bedtime but the latest i'll stay up is 2 usually

89. how often do you wash your hair?

every 4 days

90. would you download a car?

duh

91. what was your favorite show as a kid?

h2o just add water

92. whats the silliest hat you own?

purple cat ear hat

93. what album/song do you're feeling angsty

american idiOT my emotional support album

94. do you make OCs?

YES and one day i will introduce you to them ;)

95. whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?

DANCE!!

96. do you like fireworks?

ya

97. favorite painter?

idk i'll have to think on that one

98. favorite numbers?

9

99. what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever.

i am EXTREMELY good at the game octagon i am on level 872

100. time and date you finished this?

my answers are ever evolving so never lmao